Regarding that animal personality test: “Prone to colds and flu, they are pathetic sights as they snivel and cough throughout the season.”
seriously though take this personality quiz and tell me what you get. it’s important.
People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer
oh my fucking god
OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND
I CAN’T BREATHE
“I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.”
"well my parolee officer won’t allow me to be around knives"
So apparently iCloud was hacked and pretty much every female celebrity’s nudes were leaked. I’d like to remind my followers not to post them, because they’re supposed to be private, and just because some asshole leaked them doesn’t mean you should make it worse by spreading them around.
Me: I won’t touch that.
Patty: “I won’t touch that.” — every girl Dane has ever tried to sleep with
Me: SHUT UP.
Patty: —every girl Dane has ever hit on
Please. If I were to get paid for complimenting Dane Dehaan I would’ve booked a ticket out of this hellhole by now and taken up residence at a Chateau in France ok.