"Never say goodbye because goodbye means going away, and going away means forgetting."

i'm angelique, or angie, future conqueror of the world. i'd kill a man for mozzarella sticks though to be fair i'd kill a man for plenty of reasons. kristen bell is the light of my life. few things impress me. zachary quinto's eyebrows fall under this category of "few things." i'm a much greater person than i give myself credit for. harry potter, lost, and veronica mars are but a few of my great loves. i have a deep obsession with the marauders and the black family. someday the world will fall at my feet.

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time-doesnt-wait-for-me:

pellaeonthewingedlion:

shewhohangsoutincemeteries:

PotterFacts 7/404 | The Chamber of Secrets
"Gilderoy Lockhart is the only Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher to have no connection at all to Voldemort."

That’s because even Voldemort has a certain demand for skill and competence

that was the sickest burn i have ever seen

Regarding that animal personality test: “Prone to colds and flu, they are pathetic sights as they snivel and cough throughout the season.”

pearlfey:

seriously though take this personality quiz and tell me what you get. it’s important. 

siddy-the-sloth:

elysionsprincess:

vanehsensei:

slenderlock:

singarequiem:

techno4tomcats:

People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer

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No seriously

oh my fucking god

OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND
HOLY FUCK 

I CAN’T BREATHE

“I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.”

"well my parolee officer won’t allow me to be around knives"

jean-luc-gohard:

So apparently iCloud was hacked and pretty much every female celebrity’s nudes were leaked. I’d like to remind my followers not to post them, because they’re supposed to be private, and just because some asshole leaked them doesn’t mean you should make it worse by spreading them around.

meet-moi-halfway:

I feel so bad for MEW & all those other celebs. Holy shit man. Invasion of privacy, much?

Me: I won’t touch that.

Patty: “I won’t touch that.” — every girl Dane has ever tried to sleep with

Me: SHUT UP.

Patty: —every girl Dane has ever hit on

Please. If I were to get paid for complimenting Dane Dehaan I would’ve booked a ticket out of this hellhole by now and taken up residence at a Chateau in France ok.

That’s what I put up with on a daily basis, Rebecca.

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